I'm one of those weird high school kids who doesn't go to the football games or prom. I sleep during the day whenever possible, love coffee, and often quote books that no one I know has read.
I also have hermit crabs (Malaria, Typhus, Rubella, and Pox) who I talk to in the morning. In all reality I'm talking to myself, but they don't seem to mind. After all, arthropods aren't known for their intelligence.